I'M GOING ON A CRUISE! I'M GOING ON A CRUISE!!

Well, this promises to be ALOT more fun than stupid camping! I mean bugs, dirt, fire, chicken on fire, no TV, no "real" bed, no AC, I dont know whats so great about living like a dog! humans can be really silly, I only camp cause mom picks me up and MAKES me go!

BUT..... I'M GOING ON A CRUISE!!!!! I dont mind kitties, and whatever a "snot-dog" is, I KNOW it can't be worse than that big meat-head Chuckie! If I can live with him, I can stand anything!

I read the rules, OK, busted, mom read them to me.

! I LOVE kids ! more kisses to give! Do I have to sleep in the cyber cabin, or can I sleep with a grandkid?

I will leave all the important ship stuff to the kitties. Cats think they know everything anyway.

I dont know what a litter box is, but at home if I cant go outside in time, I leave mom a little tootsie roll (sort off) on the "wipe-yer-feet rug, by the back door. Is that OK?

I hear the cabin will be stocked full of people food! MY FAVORITE!!

I have to go and pick out some pink sweaters and T's to wear (they are ALL pink!) but I wonder if I should take my purple parade dress, you know, for formal night. Mom gave me half a pedicure, so I have to get her to put my hot pink chrome polish on my toesies, and I will have to pack my rhinestone collar and both my necklaces (one is red and purple beads, and the other is real silver with dangl-y hearts! this is SO exciting

yippeee!

I'M GOING ON A CRUISE!!!!!