I HATE CAMPING!!!!

OK! enough is enough! I have tried to be a good doggie and I love my mommie, but this time, I almost got ATE BY A ALLYGATER!!

I did get to eat fritos, and eggs and apple bread an steak, an stuff, but the fatter I got the closer that allygater came!







And I dont like that fire either, and there's bugs!

I do have a little fun though, every morning we go for a walk, and I can run-run-run down the little road, plus Chuckie is not there, so I am the only doggie...





BUT I HATE CAMPING!!!!!

VALENTINE BABY GIRL!

I know you are thinking that I left town or got that supermodel job, but no, I have been entertaining at home. I have a new housemate. I little dog that looks too much like me (except brown) and she is a wee bit of a ... well, (she's from Tennesee) HOWEVER. Today was my day. I dont have a picture to post, but it was all about ME!!! I got woke up today to my Mommie signing Happy Birthday to -ME!!!!!!

Today is my birthday, and like all southern ladies, I am not gonna tell you how old I am, and you better not ask! (cause Mom fergot!)

SO! I get woke up and it's a little chilly for somebody 10 inches tall, so Mom put my favorite pirate Tshirt it says "Good Girl Gone Bad" and it has a skull and crossbones on it, PINK and black, of course! Then
Mom broke out a new PINK DIAMOND collar, and put it on me, and then we went to work (where I have my OWN chair!)

When we got there, Mom took me to see my friend Denise who is a doggie-beautician! I got a bath and brush, and some cologne, and a PAW-dicure, complete with pink polish. Everybody was saying how cute I looked and telling me happy birthday!

At lunchtime Mom got a double cheeseburger and baked potato and shared them with me. Beef and taters for lunch! YUMMY!!!

That was almost enough for me to need a nap, but there's MORE!!

right in our plaza is a digital photographer, and he gave out coupons for a free 5X7 portrait, so since I was already lovely, Mom took me down and I had my birthday portrait done!! I looked fantastic too!!! The print was free, but we cant have the CD unless we pay for it, but I know my Mom, she is gonna get that CD! There are six more pictures of me looking adorable!

I am back home now, Mom has promised cake for me, just to make sure it is an official birthday. What a wonderful day! what a wonderful Mommy! I am a happy spoiled little Valentines Baby!!

Mom needs to come on with that cake , I am getting tired!, BEE, tell all your friends I would like a personal Happy Birthday note!

YEA!!! I did get cake, and candles too!

Mom only let me have a few bites, cause I dont want a tummy ache!

I had a wonderful Valentines Birthday

Good night!

caught in a whirlwind!

well, I barely had time to catch my breath after the cruise, and it was time for my anual appearance at the Lake Worth Christmas parade!

We had a lovely time, but it was pretty warm, and I got a little over heated, but so did Mom and a few other ladies. We managed to get through it, and afterwards, we (THEY!!!) had lunch and I managed to sneak in when I found out what was going on in there! Merril gave me some shrimp. It reminded me a little of the lobster we had on the cruise!

What I especially love about the parade is when the people see me in my parade outfit they say "OOOOOH! look at that cute little dog!" That is so fun to strut my stuff for them every year. I looked so good that if Snot had been there he'd have been humpin somebody's leg ,for sure!

Ha, Snot, eat your heart out! hehehe

Anyway, Mom and I slept in the next day til almost lunchtime

Aunt Bonnie and Uncle Charlie took Mom out to barbeque in the afternoon, and she brought home some leftovers to share with me, and then we went back to bed! I swear the holidays are such fun, but SO tiring!

I'M GOING ON A CRUISE! I'M GOING ON A CRUISE!!

Well, this promises to be ALOT more fun than stupid camping! I mean bugs, dirt, fire, chicken on fire, no TV, no "real" bed, no AC, I dont know whats so great about living like a dog! humans can be really silly, I only camp cause mom picks me up and MAKES me go!

BUT..... I'M GOING ON A CRUISE!!!!! I dont mind kitties, and whatever a "snot-dog" is, I KNOW it can't be worse than that big meat-head Chuckie! If I can live with him, I can stand anything!

I read the rules, OK, busted, mom read them to me.

! I LOVE kids ! more kisses to give! Do I have to sleep in the cyber cabin, or can I sleep with a grandkid?

I will leave all the important ship stuff to the kitties. Cats think they know everything anyway.

I dont know what a litter box is, but at home if I cant go outside in time, I leave mom a little tootsie roll (sort off) on the "wipe-yer-feet rug, by the back door. Is that OK?

I hear the cabin will be stocked full of people food! MY FAVORITE!!

I have to go and pick out some pink sweaters and T's to wear (they are ALL pink!) but I wonder if I should take my purple parade dress, you know, for formal night. Mom gave me half a pedicure, so I have to get her to put my hot pink chrome polish on my toesies, and I will have to pack my rhinestone collar and both my necklaces (one is red and purple beads, and the other is real silver with dangl-y hearts! this is SO exciting

yippeee!

I'M GOING ON A CRUISE!!!!!

Mommy looks funny

My mom-person hasn't felt like bloggy this week, so she asked me to do it. I dont know if she will be too pleased with what I want to talk about, but she never stays mad at me long!

anyway, mommie said she was going to get her fat chin and turkey neck fixed, she said she hates em'. ME; why turkey neck is my favorite part of Thanksgiving, I have no idea why she doesnt like it!!

So mommy's friend took her last week to a doctor, and she came home with her hole head wrapped up tight, an she said it hurted, so I gave her lots of kisses, but she passed out an slept. She says she shoulda stayed awake and put some ice on her head, cause when she woke up it was all puffy, like a hamster!!

Mommy has decided she made an impulsive decision and is a little embarrassed now, but what did is did, no more turkey neck (BOO HOO)

OH! she says its not the same as I like, I dont know, human beans are hard to figure out.

She says she did it to be pretty, so we can still have a shot a gettin a daddy for me! I dont know, if she's gonna get a daddy with her head all swolled up like that!

I think the swellin made her a little crazy cause she keeps

lookin in the mirror sayin' "Trick Or Treat" They gave her

some pills for pain but she got sick, so she is taking

chocolate cake for her owies and watching lots of movies on TV

Your fashionista pup, MISS MINI!!

OK, so we mark this as my first official post, and I will tell you a little about myself now.

first off.... look how cute I am!

I am little, but VERY smart! I will be here to help all the furless with any questions they have about their pets, health , beauty, and of course FASHION! I know where to find all the very best doggie clothes, and My Mommy is in the beauty business, so she has taught me alot!

I have three sistfurs and one big stupid brothfur ! He thinks he can push me around, but Mommy always catches him and then he is in BIG trouble. I think that is funny, dont you?

At feeding time I ALWAYS get fed the very first, so that ought to tell evfurrybody where I stand, huh? ( the cats taught me how to spell evfurryrbody, is it right, kitties??)

I dont want to tell you everything all at once, so I am gonna go take a nap in Mommies bed, and we will talk more later!!

GOOD MORNING!!!